Life from the point of view of animals.
An Automated Food Dispenser
When I’m relaxing, I often think about relaxing. One day, my mind wandered and I designed an automated food dispenser using a Raspberry Pi…
Bad Hair Days
Have you ever had a bad hair day? Most days, it seems no matter how much I preen, I just cannot get my mane to settle down. I’ve tried…
Dealing With Rodents
Do you have a rodent infestation? Are they eating your cheese or your crops and leaving their droppings all over the place? Then I’m your…
Signs of Spring
Everyone knows spring has arrived when the trees are in bloom and they hear the chirping of birds that have been absent all winter…
Bamboo Delicacies
If you love bamboo shoots as much as I do, join me on my next expedition to find the most delicate shoots in the world. I’ll let past…
Kingfisher Tall Tales
I caught a lionfish once. It fought like a lion but I’m a scrappy guy so I gave him the old one, two and ate him. Then there was the time a…
How Babies Are Delivered
You may have heard that storks deliver babies. For some reason, the only photographs of storks in existence are always when they have an…
I love beef
Hey gang! I’m on this new paleo diet. It’s just amazing! Here is my favorite recipe. Prep and clean-up is so easy! Cupidatat deserunt ea…
Cetacean Olympics Controversy
The whale team is protesting the presence of the Japanese judges at the recent Cetacean Olympics after one of the Japanese judges attempted…
Sawfish Carpentry
Experienced carpenter seeking new contracts. Have own saw. Specialist in sawing things. Package deal with my pal Hal Hammer, pictured below…
Valentine's Day is Coming!
Valentine’s Day is only a couple of weeks away. Remember when you bought your honey that new ironing board? It didn’t go over so well, did…
