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Valentine's Day is Coming!

Feb 1, 2018 Fred and Fiona Flamingoanimals1 min. read

Fred and Fiona Flamingo

Valentine’s Day is only a couple of weeks away. Remember when you bought your honey that new ironing board? It didn’t go over so well, did it? Good news! You don’t have to quake in fear of buying the wrong present this year! We’ll come over and perform a romantic dance for you and your honey with the grand finale being the crossed bills of love. All you need to do is provide a fresh, not frozen, shrimp ring, hold the cocktail sauce, and we’ll have a deal. Our standard contract is below.

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